Ode To Mike Taylor (Tick Tock Tick Tock)

When you couldn’t win with truth

You resorted to telling lies

You compromised the innocent

And hastened your own demise

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

The time is a coming

In fact, it is at hand

When you’ll no longer distort the truth

To the people in this land

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

The folks in this county

Are a pretty savvy bunch

But you took them to be stupid

And soon they’ll eat your lunch

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

 

Your lies and your arrogance

Are truly a disgrace

And when the final vote is in

It will have cost you this race

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

 

Then you and all your minions

Will tuck your tails and flee

Back from whence you came

To lick your wounds and seethe

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

 

The spawn of the union

The victory could not win

For the righteous of this county

Their Sheriff they did defend

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

 

And old Sun Tzu, he is proud

As proud as proud can be

For the one he serves, the worthy one

Will win the victory

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

 

Once this race is over

I hope we can agree

To put aside our differences

And work in harmony

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

 

Let us not forget

The people that we serve

Are the ones we owe allegiance to

And that, they do deserve

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy’s country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not good.

                Sun Tzu

(Folks, I apologize. I did everything I know how to make this single space and could not. It was single spaced when I wrote it but once I posted it then edited it, no matter what I did, it would not single space. I am sorry for taking up so much room!)




Submitted by adiossheriff on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 3:58pm.

Sun / Jim

 Your rhymes remind me of the '88 election with ricky rhymester. It was funny then and is still today.  One more week (plus 2 days) then maybe we can all go back to work.

See you Monday




Submitted by nobackup on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 4:07pm.

I sent a link to the Folio story to my friends and neighbors. Several were unaware of the story at all. One responded in part with :

I have my own personal problems with Mike Taylor.  He lied to me on numerous occasions and cost my son about $25,000.   He gave me a personal guarantee that he did not keep and I think he is a lying sack of sh..
I should have turned him into the real estate board but didn't have the energy.   I too am just "voting against him".




Submitted by Enough on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 4:07pm.

Hey, suntzu--keep on talking..

Sounds like someone might be out of job and it's not Mike Taylor!  Learn to say paper or plastic or want fries with that shake, buddy...or better yet, take up goat farming...




Submitted by ProLEO on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 4:18pm.

 

More" sabre rattling" from the front office, I think they are nervous.

 

"FOR THE STRENGTH OF THE PACK IS THE WOLF AND THE STRENGTH OF THE WOLF IS THE PACK" - RUDYARD KIPLING

This wolf has lost his pack.




Submitted by Enough on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 4:29pm.

What are you going to accuse Mr. Taylor of now then...Grand Theft!  Your grabbing at straws...




Submitted by PrincessLeia on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 4:29pm.

Bravo!

I had no idea you were a poet as well..

VERY Nice.




Submitted by ProLEO on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 4:39pm.

Taylor owes you money and you got your butt chewed by a PSA, guess your voting for Braveheart.




Submitted by vicedr on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 6:28pm.

Here is the NEFAR number to make a complaint about MT as a realtor:  Susan Rodehauer (904) 394-9494 (ext. 1206)  You need to file a complaint so others are not caught in the lies.  I too have been subjected to an unscrupulous realtor and there are ways to alert others and for the realtor to be diciplined.  If anything a complaint will exist on the web site under the State of Florida, Board of Licensure and Certifications.  Many check this prior to hiring people in many fields.  It will list if there were complaints.  I know I check it before hiring anyone.  Call them and file a complaint.  It doesn't surprise me that he'd lie as a realtor. 




Submitted by 209north on Sun, 08/17/2008 - 7:20pm.

Yeap you have to be suicidal or have been at one time, to sit and think something like that up. You should write for the New York Times, I hope there aren't any loading guns near by or we will miss all of your........ well you know what I mean.




Submitted by nobackup on Mon, 08/18/2008 - 12:56am.

A neighbor claims Taylor cheated her son out of money, NOT me. I will not be voting for Taylor.




Submitted by nightrider on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 2:43pm.

Adiossheriff,  Where are you at now?  You were all tough and proud of yourself in the beginning but it looks like you and your Taylor followers finally see the writing on the wall.  TOO LATE BUDDY!  You need to pack your bags and go some place where somebody gives a rats a-- about you.  I know that may be hard to find but maybe you Dave, Eddie, Chris, Bob, Jeremy and the other CLOWNS could get an apartment together or something.  XOXO     




Submitted by FolioFan on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 3:51pm.

I know where he has been, he is gathering up employment applications and completing his resume.




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