Jimmy Carter cured the gas shortage crisis back in the 70's by lowering the speed limits to 55MPH. Now Obama has found a solution to the energy crisis. Make sure your tires have plenty of air. That should boost your Miles Per Gallon average up to compensate for the rising gas prices. Maybe we should go one step further and fill our tires with Helium instead of just plain old air. That should make our cars lighter and the engine wouldn’t have to work so hard to push those heavy pieces of metal down the highway.
Since Obama and the Democrats are promising change for us in the future, I can’t wait to see what earth shattering ideas they come up with next.
There's enough of that floating around to send at least 40 balloons up.
Mike Heemer