Today's Headlines

Ripped from today's T-U, CNN and Fox ...

Seeking thousands who can vote anew

Convicted Florida felons can vote now. This, of course, means many former elected officials will be visiting the voter's booth for the first time in quite awhile.

Port Authority eyes review of contract

Isn't this the very same contract the FBI's been reviewing for months? With that kind of speedy efficiency, the port should start unloading those new 2006 Japanese cars any day now.

Los Angeles at odds over 'Brittney Law'

I've been at odds over this one, too, being a First Amendment advocate and all. But I finally decided I'm in favor of Brittney's Law. It does ban all media from ever doing another Brittney "news" story, doesn't it?

No shoestring budget for McCain loafers

I'm not sure if this story's about the cost of his shoes, or the well-paid people in charge of running his campaign strategy.

Saudi Arabia Bans Sale of Dogs, Cats to Separate Sexes

You know, if they'd just open up a few singles bars, Saudis wouldn't be trying to hook up in the dog park.

Fat N.J. cat's origins uncovered: He was abandoned

The national epidemic of foreclosure is even turning pets into homeless. But, you know, if that cat's owner hadn't bought enough Friskies Ocean White Fish to create a 44-pound feline, perhaps the mortgage bill could have been paid.

5-Year-Old Escapes Daycare, Goes to Hooters

Mozart, Tiger Woods ... every now and then there comes a prodigy. 

Women Go to Bridal Boot Camp

This is actually a concept I've long supported. In fact, I volunteer to be the drill instructor.

Michael S. Mann

michaelsmann@comcast.net

 




Submitted by finder on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 6:53am.

5-Year-Old Escapes Daycare, Goes to Hooters

Mozart, Tiger Woods ... every now and then there comes a prodigy.

Was he singing 'Thanks for the Mammaries' when they dragged him back to Daycare?

Sorry ladies, I just couldn't resist this one. 

Mike Heemer




Submitted by SoloVoce on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 7:58am.

Mike,

Maybe he was just looking for a tushalicious treat.

Rich K




Submitted by Angela on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 1:32pm.

Let's just hope this 5 year olds father is not running for a political position in the future. I can see the article now. His career as a delinquent started at the age of 5 when he began running away. Showing up in places that showed he had a sexual perversion for the women who worked at Hooters.Smile




Submitted by finder on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 2:26pm.

Angela;

Would that be a violation of his rights because he was a juvy or would it be public records because it had shown up in the paper?

Besides, I'm pretty sure he only went for the 'Hot Wings'. That sounds like as good a story as any.

Mike Heemer




Submitted by joeriley08 on Fri, 08/01/2008 - 2:36pm.

I wonder...

Did he go to the hooters because it LOOKS like an amusement park???

I know I go because of the "festive atmosphere" (and the wings)

jr 




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