Join the MCS blogging world in advance planning for an event to soften the blow sure to be felt by one of our favorites, SoloVoice (or better known as Inmabil or I Never Met A Bush I Liked) on January 20, 2009. It is on this day that he will suffer the excruciating pain, nausea, intestinal distress, and otherwise despair when he will no longer have W to research, dig, and otherwise dump dirt on regarding what color underwear he chooses for a state dinner or to blame for the gas prices in Opp, Alabama.
The event will feature piñatas in the form of the Decider, Darth Vader, and any other nickname, monicker, or label used in the last 8 years to denote the Republican, Conservative majority, Right wing, Christian coalition, Conservative Conspiracy, terrorist torturing, wiretapping, dove hunting, dog kicking leadership. Special piñatas will be full of baby bonds, free college tuition for everybody, and all expense paid medical bills courtesy of MoveOn.org and Barbara Streisand (why didn’t she move out of the country like she promised?). Door prizes will include fluourescent light bulbs signed by Al Gore.
Guests of honor will be President Obama and Vice President(s) Clinton, yes both the Vice Presidents will be in attendance. Be a part of history in seeing first hand the first ever officially sanctioned job sharing of the Vice Presidential office being shared the very two who just 8 short years ago shared the Presidential office! Entertainment will be provided by Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnel, the master of ceremonies will be Alec Baldwin. (note to planners, he will need help finding the microphone), and the blessing will be provided by the Reverend Jeremiah Wright (note to planners - hide the microphone for this guy).
All this to honor our very own Uncle Rich and SoloVoice – who said the right side of the aisle was not compassionate? It is the least we could do in his time of pain and suffering.
Reserve your tickets now! Lower your carbon footprint by 20% between now and the date of this event and receive a special discount!