Thank you clayslave. (I certainly hope someone releases you from your shackles soon.) And now for something completely different.... 

In light of the nearly apocraphyl grammar and incoherent ranting regarding the county commission deciding to try to clean up the filth of some of our less evolved neighbors (who should be run out of town on a rail) here is a cute story alerting us to the very real possibilities that we may be eaten by cannibals or endangered from supermarkets.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/01/wcave101.xml [1]

For the life of me, I will never be finished marvelling at the lunacy of the human race.

Tip for frequent bloggers: Remember this name. You just know I will be using it in a future metaphorical reference.  "Pyotr Kuznetsov"