Consider These 3 Thoughts:

(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they

quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero

gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12

Billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on

Almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from

below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes will be due

again--enjoy paying them.

(2) Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq.

Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really

smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And we're not using it

anymore.

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in

a courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou

Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full

of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.