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Nobel Peace Prize 1994 Mohammed Abdel Rahman Abdel Raouf Arafat al-Qudwa al-Husseini AKA Yasser Arafat.

If I survived the shock of Arafat, then Gore is just another day in the news. 

Now Gore and Arafat have something in common. I think Gore knows as much about the environment, as Arafat did about Peace.

Angela,

Good to hear that you survived the news.  I'm sure that there is a committee that reviews the people who are nominated for the various awards.  I have to wonder if they know something @ the nominees we don't.  Or maybe just the reverse?  JATFUR.

RichK

I missed what he won for, was it inventing the Internet or the carbon footprint?

No medical problems here RK with my health over the announcement.  Now if he would have won the Presidential election, then you would have to worry about my health. 

CCC,

Good news from you.  When I heard @ this, you were the first one I thought of.  Great to hear you're still with us.

I think he won the Peace prize.  Maybe it was for keeping any more news of Brittney Spears from violating us.  Funny, I don't know @ you, but I haven't heard or seen any peace breaking out anywhere.  Maybe it's just me.  Now, I have to warn you.  I don't think it will happen, but there is an outside chance he will run, so if it does happen, & you need a suport group, you that we're all here for you.  We don't need to loose any of our fellow bloggers.  JATFUR.

RichK

RK-

My journalist's version of "spider-sense" is buzzing.

I think it's great Al Gore shared the prize with the U.N.'s climate change panel. It's amazing to me how much of the media is reporting that Al Gore won the prize - he didn't; he shared it with a sizable and substantial multinational group of people.

So did Yasser Arafat share it with others.

If he can be the President of the Palestinian National Authority then I guess Gore could be President of the U.S. Then they would have more in common. Guess it couldn't get any worst. Unless Florida has another voting issue.

Al GOre is going to Mars.

He has to.  We are told Mars is experiencing the same rate of climate change the earth is.  THEREFORE, he has to be on the first Mars mission to determine what we earthlings have done to promote climate change on Mars and how we should correct it.

This will be covered in the next movie, A really inconvenient truth.

Stop the presses. This just in...the Florida Supreme Court has scheduled an emergency hearing regarding the ballots cast for AlGore by the Nobel committee. Seems there may have been a few hanging chads...

I was very disappointed to hear AlGore beat out Rush Limbaugh for this year's Nobel prize. Hey, maybe the judges had difficulty with the ballots.

DO I SMELL A RECOUNT!!!!!

JB -

Your keen journalistic spider buzz should be on alert. The entire national media frenzy over Al "internet" Gore's part in the Nobel prize, along with a totally dysfunctional organization known as the UN is nothing short of spectacular. 

I think there was an alien brain probe message sent to all media personnel to overhype "Gore's" Nobel prize.  You probably received the signal by way of your occupation.  The signal is being secretly paid for by George Soros in one last ditch attempt to prove to the world that money can buy happiness, and the White House.

Imagine with me for a minute if you will: 

* Rosie O'Donnel, Alec Baldwin, and Barbara Streisand plotting their Gore kingdom, replete with expansive flourescent light bulbs.  

* Hiccup Kennedy trying to work Kofi Anan in as the VP, a double Nobel/UN ticket!   

* John Edwards will be his Chief of Staff, complete with the largest carbon footprint on the planet attributed to one single man.  But it is OK, he is doing the work of so many people, he is allowed a larger footprint.

* Hillary will be appointed Secretary of Defense, after all she has a wealth of experience Defending her honor from the rightwing conspiracy.

* Nancy Pelosi as Secretary of State, naw - can't imagine that!

Sorry - it's friday I guess.

Some of you guys could write for the Tonight Show.  Funny stuff.

Especially the part about Gore being President.  That would be funny - if it weren't so scary.  I respect his passion for the environment, but he is as over-hyped as they come.  That sanctimonious smirk of his drives me crazy.  Can you imagine - Gore/Edwards.  Me/mini-Me.