THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

 IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP  OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.  

IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING  WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM  THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME  OF WHICH  WILL NEED CLEANING  FROM THE OUTER SURFACES  OF THE  OPENING, AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.  

AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST. READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY,  BUT  OFTEN MUCH LESS.  

WHAT AM I?

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE Will Be posted Tomorrow